Here is my response:
1. Purchase a Chihuahua. Make cutesy faces at it to put it at ease. Say 'Who's a georgeous little boy!' repeatedly.
2. Start crocheting. Red is a nice colour.
3. Crocheting is hard work on your eyes and fine motor skills. Like me, you may require some serious nourishment after a hard crocheting session.
4. Chihuahuas are tasty. In fact, Chihuahuas are tastiest when sauteed in a light butter sauce ...
5. Mmmm ... sit and enjoy! It's good to the last bite!
2 comments:
Jon says "very nice work" but I say did you eat the frilly crocheted jacket as well???
Man, with those kind of photoshop skills you should go into conterfeiting money!!! And I bags patent on the idea and a 40% cut of the booty!!!
And Jon suggests that we make a limited edition $25 with Andrew Katay one on side and Guy Sebastian on the other ... and perhaps a $5.50 note with John & Mrs Howard on it, to remember that he gave us the GST.
I'm both grossed out and laughing - bit too much for a vego to handle. Maybe next time you should knit an eggplant jumper.
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